The Nine Satanic Statements

By Vexen Crabtree 2002

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  1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
  2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
  3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
  4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
  5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
  6. Satan Represents Responsibility to the Responsible
  7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours
  8. Satan Represents All of the So-called Sins
  9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!